All About the Dog

After a late night of dancing at 700 Club with my favorite ladies, I experienced The Dapper Dog for my very first time on the wobbly stroll home.  I don't enjoy admitting this, but hot dogs are one of my top weaknesses.  So, scooping up a few of these delicious dogs from the cart at 2 am after several drinks and hopefully after burning several calories from dancing, seemed like the greatest idea we had since we decided to drop it like it's hot.  A few words of advice however regarding The Dapper Dog, 1.  Do not wear a white winter coat while consuming 2. Flash those pearly whites ladies, those hot dog makers are suckers for giving out freebies 3.  It is okay to approach a truck with strangers inside as long as they have hot dogs (avoid strangers with candy), and lastly 4. As delicious as they are, try not to consume more than one.  Like most of the decisions you make the night before after a few shots of tequila, you will regret this in the morning too.